Clyde and Clem welcome new member, Tito "Action" Jermaine.

Boxcar Stanley has been kidnapped by a woman and forced to the dreaded "West Coast" to raise one of his innumerable illegitimate children. While we are sad to see him go, and yet another man captured by liberal America's desire to see men be responsible for their semen, we are very pleased to introduce our newest member and washboard enthusiast, Tito "Action" Jermaine.

Tito is the lost albino child of the Jackson family, and has no viewable criminal record. His many interests include NOT smoking meth, NOT stealing cars and NOT getting caught. We are confident that you will be pleased with this addition as we move forward to provide you with the finest entertainment options outside the Beltway.

East of Cameron Benefit is this Saturday

This Saturday, please come out to support a truly great cause, East of Cameron. EOC is a non-profit that offers education and vocational training in stable industries to Austin area students. There's some killer bands, too.

The Biz is gearin up for SXSW

Howdy Fuckos,

Once again, SXSW is here, and Clyde and Clem are ready to tear the shit out of Austin's asshole. We got us some nice gigs lined up, with a Monday throwdown at Carousel Lounge with some dear friends of ours, and the top billing at White Horse for Saturday night. All of these are "non-SXSW" shows, so leave your badges in your Air BnB house if you don't wanna get your arse kicked into next week.


There may be a few other shows upcoming, so keep an eye on us and see if you can't make it out to the party.